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Friday, August 12, 2011

8/12/2011 - SYMPaTHY FoR THe SHoRTS


SYMPaTHY FoR THe SHoRTS

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SYMPATHY FOR THE SHORTS
(Sympathy For the Devil, Rolling Stones)
WilliamBanzai7

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a trading man's NAV...sealed his fate
And I was round when Papandreou
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Geithner
Burned his ass and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around AIG
When I saw it was a time for a change
Fired the CEO and his SVPs
While Sullivan and Greenberg screamed in vain
I killed the European Bank
Was best friends with Bernank
When the markets raged
And the Euro sank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watch with glee
While your bankers bleed
Fought for ten decades
To kill the paper they made
I shouted out,
Who killed Lehman, Bear and the GSEs?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for quants and two bit trading whores
Who get fired before they reach Mumbai
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every banker is a criminal
And all the investors saints
As heads is tails
Just call me hedge fund Lucifer
Cause Im in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned risk controls
Or I'll lay your trading book to waste, um yeah
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down
Woo, who
Oh yeah, get on down
Oh yeah
Oh yeah!
Tell me baby, whats my name

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